Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, “I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”
“Coz,” he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it…”
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein “jannat” likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka naam kya hai???
guess
The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”
“Pav” ke neeche “Jannat” hogi….
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